Cuddle Buddy

I've been meaning to write about this, terus karena kelewat terlalu lama, gue gak yakin seberapa akurat ingatan gue. But here goes.

Suatu hari di awal bulan Juni Pray ngasih unjuk gue sebuah post Twitter yang ternyata adalah promosi...

sebuah jasa...

cuddling.

It's a cuddling service!

Naturally, we're intrigued by it.

I'm always up for something new and/or weird, apapun yang bisa jadi cerita baru.

Promosinya berupa pinned tweet, a twitter thread? Is that what people called it?

(Idk i dont use twitter anymore, tapi gue punya akun satu lagi yang isinya *coughs* disgusting porn *coughs*)

Ada gambar berilustrasi dan penuh tulisan yang jelasin semua yang lo mau dan perlu tahu, also a few other posts dengan FAQ dan sedikit biodata dengan foto yang wajahnya ditutupi emoji.

Meskipun graphic designnya... uhm... well, whatever, let's not go there.

Yang pasti infonya ditulis dengan detail, well written, and in a very good english.

It's effective lah ya. Tanpa graphic design yang baik, infonya gue terima baik semuanya.

Seriously, it's like a work of a professional.

I'm gonna... write it down for you. Say thank you...

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CUDDLE BUDDY ON CALL

Need a warm body in bed?

Book me for cuddling session

(ada BBM pin melintang di tengah gambar)

My Packages:

1. Snuggish (underwear) 100k/hr

2. Sensuous (naked) 125k/hr

*Overnite 2hrs+400k (10PM-8AM, incl. sleeping time 5-6hrs)

*Available OUTCALL on Thurs/Fri/Sat at specific times

*Occasional incall when OpenRoom

*Transport included & ONLY to:

Jakpus-Thamrin/Sudirman/Menteng/Kuningan/Senayan

Jaksel-Tebet/Mampang/Keb.Baru/Gandaria/Pd.Indah

** Anything beyond cuddling will be upon mutual agreement

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Kemudian, pada FAQ, dia menjelaskan kalau "cuddling/hugging is an understated therapy" dan saat cuddling bisa sambil menikmati aktivitas lainnya seperti menonton gay-themed films, touch other sensuously, or even just sleep it off. He went on to explain further that this thing is a real profession and has SOP, so no, no sex involved. Lalu dia kasih guidance points:

"pls keep in mind im not a sex service"

"no kissing on mouth.. at least not on first meeting"

"HJ ok"

"No BJ (giving/receiving)"

"No FJ"

"**touching each other all over (within ur comfort) is highly encouraged 😉"

Terlepas dari apa yang lo sesungguhnya butuhkan ya, gue suka dia menempatkan servisnya ini dari angle itu, a therapy.

Post berikutnya ada biodata kayak "heights 170cm / weight 65kg / age 34 / tanned medium built local"

Jadi kita chat dan janjian lewat DM karena gue gak punya BBM.. I mean.. hari gini..

tapi sepertinya dia taruh bagian hidupnya yang ini in this one secluded place gak sih, ya BBM gitu, biar rapih? Entah, hipotesa gue saja. Like maybe you should put all your grindr contacts.. di Line misalnya. Friends, family, and work related di Whatsapp. Ya gak sih? Anyway...

Gue bilang gue interested, jelaskan kapan kira-kira waktu yang gue mau, paket apa yang gue mau, sekalian nanya apakah dia ada day job atau apa enggak. Lalu dia balas dengan slot kosong yang dia punya and so on. So we agreed on a time. Also we chatted in english, so i assume this guy is well educated atau yaaa... bored middle-upper class man gitu hahaha.

Dududu, kemudian hari itu tiba.

Gue jemput dia di bawah and there he was, pakai tshirt hitam jeans dan bawa backpack. He is just like he described. But face-wise... I guess he's alright. Hanya bukan tipe-tipe yang biasanya atraktif untuk gue.

((Tau gak sih gue nulis ini terus gue gak bisa berhenti mikirin main game dan pingin buru-buru kelar... Yaudah lanjut biar cepetan kelar))

Naik, kita masih converse in english astaga gue mulai capek hahaha, gue tawarin minum, basa basi sebentar, dia permisi ke toilet, gue tawarkan handuk kecil just in case he needed one, dia bilang dia sudah ada sambil nunjukkin a small bag. He got everything he needed katanya lalu dia ke toilet siap-siap. Awwww he came prepared. Also dia nawarin setel musik karena dia bawa speaker, tapi gue bilang pakai musik gue saja yang kebetulan udah muter lagu-lagu ambient dan shoegaze.. orang cuddling pake lagu apasih emangnya??? Niat ya bawa speaker :') Senang rasanya dia kayak take this seriously.

Dia nanya, "Do u wanna start now?", sure sure, he asked me to undress tapi katanya underwearnya jangan dilepas dulu... then... apa ya pertama tama hmmmmmmmmm... oh! A hug!

Sambil berdiri dulu. Lalu.. dia mulai caress.. my neck.. my back.. my spine.. endus endus tubuh gue.. like dengan supeeeer lembut.. i think he kissed my eyelids?? I did the same with the caressing part. Ya tentu saja gue yang sangat mudah aroused ini sudah boner. So I said sorry. Dia bilang gapapalah sudah sewajarnya. Gue suka kita kayak.. apaya.. it's really casual dan gak awkward sama sekali gitu. Sambil melakukan semua itu kita sambil ngobrol juga atau ketawa-ketawa santai. Terus dia lakukan itu dari depan, dari belakang.. lalu dia copotin underwear gue dan underwearnya sendiri? Lalu kita pindah ke kasur.

Di kasur.. ngapain ya.. kayaknya dia duduk bersandar gitu lalu nyuruh gue duduk di pangkuannya tapi dari samping gitu.. tau gak sih kayak lagi ngemong bayi?? Terus posisi selanjutnya gue bersandar di dadanya.. ya pokoknya tanpa gue jelasin, sepanjang sesi ini tangannya dia sambil terus meraba-raba lembut lah ya. Honestly gue gak tahu sih mau jelasin apalagi, ya karena the whole thing isinya cuma caress, kecup kecup, endus-endus, peluk, gitu lah. Gue seringnya merem sambil bayangin diri gue di atas silk sheet dan rebahan seksi sambil diraba-raba aneka tangan tanpa wujud kayak lagi dream-like sequence gimana gitu. A sexy RnB video clip. Hahahaha. Terakhir dia nyuruh gue balik badan tengkurap and i think that was the best part. Did he kiss my ass tho.. I think he did.. eh didnt he? Lupa. I mean butt cheeks. Perhaps. Lupa! Weirdly he kinda broke his own rule, the no kissing on the mouth part to be exact, so perhaps he saw something he likes in me.. or on me.. idk. But yea sure. He said I'm a good kisser, tell me something i dont know sir. I put that on my CV already. He jerked me off and theeeeeen that was it. Oh hampir lupa, tau gak sih, I kinda amazed actually, tapi dia sepanjang sesi dua jam ini GAK BONER SAMA SEKALI. Wow, it was indeed a job ya. 

Dan dari obrolan kita selama sesi, gue bisa menggabungkan hal ini dan itu buat fully formed visual dia di kepala gue. Like he studied abroad, obviously, dan dia bekerja in this company as an english consultant or something? Tapi dia gak perlu ke kantor setiap hari jadi dia banyak waktu luang. He did this as a dare to himself? Gue bilang rate dia murah banget I mean he could charge a bit more and Im sure no one's gonna complain.. tapi dia ketawa aja sambil kayak masa sih.. maybe he's already loaded. Also I think he's a buddhist, or really into yoga. He wore these bracelets dengan figur buddha mungil di satu tangan dan simbol om di satunya lagi.

Oh oh oh terus gue penasaran soal clients. The weirdest clients dan semacamnya. Dia bilang dia pernah suatu kali dapet client yang minta BDSM hahahaha "it's like the total opposite of what I'm doing," katanya, terus gue tanya dia mengiyakan atau enggak "yea sure i complied as long as im not the one who's getting hit". Dia juga cerita suatu kali gak nyaman banget karena client nya maksa ngelakuin hal yang dia gak mau sampai akhirnya dia pergi dan gak minta bayaran.

Terus gue tanya, karena servis ini berkutat dengan raba meraba dan endus mengendus, gimana kalau client nya punya bad hygiene??? Dia bilang he's okay with the smell selama enggak... oh god gue lupa dia bilang apa... selama enggak.......... maaf gue lupa.

Gitu lah, kita ngobrol lumayan banyak, dan gue nyaman selama dua jam itu. He's really nice, well educated and well mannered. Service yang ia tawarkan juga menyenangkan, dan ratenya sangat sangat reasonable. Seriusan ya karena cuddling bikin tenang... cuddling 2 jam diakhiri orgasm itu bikin gue mager dan ngantuk berat setelahnya.

Setelahnya gue cerita ke Bagus dan Pray.

Bagus weirded out karena gue bilang.. well, sejujurnya this guy's face agak mirip sama bapaknya Bagus.. kemudian dia langsung tidak tertarik untuk mencoba. Pray on the other hand.. mencoba book di akhir bulan kemarin dan sepanjang Juli fully booked katanya..

So score from 1 to 10, i'll give this experience a 7.8!

For you, lonely souls out there... craving for human touch... this one is for you hahahaha.

Kalau mau tau twitter handlenya, you know how to reach me! *smirk*